What you are about to read will certainly make you laugh or smile or might even crack your ribs depending on how strong your ribs are.
However, embedded in the laughter are words, I think, are truth. Let me quickly step out of the way to allow you digest every bit of the commandments. Where they make you laugh, laugh.
Where they knock on your head, allow the pain to penetrate very well. After all, chloroquine is bitter yet it used in dealing with malaria. I’m out of the way. The next voice you will hear is yours.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It
has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my
boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on
yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has
brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have
regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed
to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to
punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he
should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your
worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing
circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay
attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your
ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is
still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his
number or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people.
Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number
one factor in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some
men act like babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know
what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou…
foul! It is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t
believe anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a
relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be
a big mistake. Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!”
It’s a lie! How many men have you met out of about six billion
people on earth? You see am nau, abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip
to meet a man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us
yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting,
somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide
am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are
looking for a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad
boys and good girls love good boys. Nobody should use your head
to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.
Ladies, thou shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free
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